These are Distracted Darling Victoria’s top 5 favorite items in the shop! She’ll tell you why!
1. Elvis is my number one dead boyfriend. Sure, his body has turned a little green, but he’s still hot.
2. The girl in this pin has the same hair color as me, so we’re real chill.
3. It’s comforting to know that the shell phone comes with an antennae for making calls from under the sea!
4. Myself. Self explanatory.
5. This baby pup. He reminds me of Falkor the dragon from Never Ending Story, so I love him!